- So apparently my parents screwed on a Saturday and I was thus conceived, then born on a Saturday. (This explains so much about myself.)
- My fortune cookie reads: Love begets love. (LIES!)
- My Native American Zodiac sign is a Beaver. (AAAAAhahahhahaa!)
- I share a birthday with Trent Reznor, Enya, and Dennis Hopper. (Would it be wrong to approach them about this and send them a cake saying, “YAH US!”?)
- Of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritable and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self-confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner. (Spectacularly accurate.)
This says I was conceived on a Sunday in early August, but I was 3 weeks early so it was probably more like late August when my parents got busy (in a tent, btw) in and I was born in May.
You were born on a Sunday
under the astrological sign Taurus.
Your Life path number is 4.
Your fortune cookie reads:
You will have a very pleasant experience. (Doing what? In life? Eating the fortune cookie? )
Your Native American Zodiac sign is Beaver; your plant is Wild Clover. (Beaver. Ha! And clover — that’s pretty dead on. My friends and family have always been amazed at my ability to find four-leaf clover anywhere I look. It’s pretty much a joke. I could be walking anywhere, look down, and there one is.)
Celebrities who share your birthday: Lance Bass, Audrey Hepburn
Your lucky day is Friday. (Not this Friday)
Your lucky number is 6.
Your ruling planet(s) is Venus. (Sigh.)
Your lucky dates are 6th, 15th, 24th.
Your opposition sign is Scorpio.
Your opposition number(s) is 9 & 11.
Today is not one of your lucky days! (Get. Out.)
Your birth tree is
Poplar, the UncertaintyLooks very decorative, no self-confident behaviour, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organiser, tends to philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership serious.
I beg to differ on the “no” self-confident behavior and the courageous part. But the rest is pretty accurate. Also, I didn’t realize trees had such personality — what with all the philosophizing, animosity, loneliness and organization.
