Baxter P

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Sep 29
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disapprovingmonkey:soupsoup:adamiss:

Do I really want to spend an hour or so on Thursday, squinting at the television, mouth agape, feeling my brain dripping from my ears?

Ignorance is bliss… Nobody wants to see it, but we kind of all have to. Try making it a game, maybe take a shot of jaeger every time you want to punch her teeth in and/or throw her in a wood-chipper. You’ll probably black out before the first commercial break.

I have a feeling most* of the country are gonna have a wicked hangover on Friday.  How else are we gonna get through it?

*Most are? Country is?  My mother the proofreader is going to murder me.