- Me to my boss: So, I'm going to a Bears bar tonight to watch the game.
- Boss: You're going to a bears bar? YOU?
- Me: ...Yeah...?
- Boss: REALLY?
- Me: (confused) Yeah. I like the Bears.
- Boss: ....
- Me: (remembering boss is gay) Nooooo! CHICAGO Bears!!
- (much laughter)
- Boss: I was wondering where you were even FINDING a bear bar in Brooklyn
