Creed is playing tonight at the Beacon Theater and Nickelback is at Madison Square Garden.
The sad reality is that someone else, somewhere, thought that, too… and was completely serious.
A coworker just came up to me and asked if I knew the band “Creed” and I wrinkled my nose and said, “Ew. Yes. Why?”
“I have to give my tickets away to someone because I can’t go.”