I dreamt last night that I had a big party at my apartment and was totally excited that everyone showed up. But while I was in the bathroom, everyone left. Then Mandy Patinkin showed up and drank all the wine. And I couldn’t find my phone because all I wanted to do was text Tyler Coates that Mandy Patinkin was AT MY PARTY. With some homeless dude in a wheelchair. And my mom. Which was annoying because even in my dream I couldn’t get my mom to remember who Mandy Patinkin is.
But seriously guys, thanks for coming. I appreciate it.
