August 2012
July 2012
Maybe consider Olympic Spoilers? Even my damn...
Seriously, it does — it says “Olympic Spoiler Alert in 3…2…1…” so you have time to look away.
[One of my cubicle mates just came by to apologize to the girl behind me for ruining the gymnastics event and to me for his yakking loudly OVER the cubicle wall to another dude about the end of the Dark Knight Rises, which I haven’t had a chance to see yet.]
Bear Cam Chat
misskaty: so many bears!
there are 7!
oh, that guy gave up
me: i've noticed he goes back and frth a lot.
probably checking his iphone, waitin for an important text
misskaty: something weird just went across the screen
that guy in front is paw gazing
he's emo bear
me: he's vegan -- he's just sitting there judging the others
misskaty: ha ha!
me: he's back!
misskaty: yes!
me: she hasn't called yet
misskaty: nope
me: that one in the deep has been there for over 2 hours
misskaty: maybe the emo bear is just drunk
me: isn't he fweezing?
misskaty: he loves a bracing cold bath
they're not very good at catching fish, are they?
me: no, they kind of suck
misskaty: aw
I can't full screen the bear and IM you
shoot
me: oh? I made the chat free from gmail
livetweetblogging bears catching salmon
the future is weird, man
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MTV Geek – Doctor Who Is The First British TV Show... →
Here’s a cool little bit of news for your Whovians out there: this week’s Entertainment Weekly not only has Doctor Who on the cover, it’s also the first time ever that a British TV show has been featured on the front of the magazine! Guess they never got around to that “Jeeves & Wooster: Massive Spoilers Inside!” cover I suggested two decades ago OH WELL. The issue itself features the “25...
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A pro-gun facebook group retorted that you could always “count on a liberal to resort to name-calling” when I referred to them as ‘hillbillies’ (for their assertation that had people all been armed in the theater, this wouldnt’ have happened).
They started this discussion with a picture of a woman in her underwear with a gun and apparently I’M the...
I can't wait for Aaron Sorkin to disappoint me...
thenoobyorker:
I can’t wait for another 5 minutes of self-righteous bullshit set to annoying Coldplay songs.
I’m sorry Coldplay fans.
This is why I prefer “Smash.” At least I don’t have any expectations other than shit.
Spice Girls Expected to Perform at Olympics... →
As a full-on adult who went to a Spice Girls concert in 1998, I AM TOTALLY EXCITED. A little ashamed but mostly excited!
Wish today was already
tallwhitney:
dunderklumpen:
you know how sometimes you start following a new blog but you don’t realise that they post so much they take up two thirds of your dash and you have no other option but to unfollow again?
Yup. Sorry, Bollyholic. I really liked you (Bollywood AND Doctor Who? Are we related?) but… daaaamn. Slow your roll/use your queue.
topherchris:
People of Manhattan:
You don’t need an umbrella the size of a minivan. Or maybe you do. But I also need my eyeballs to be in a state that aren’t poked and slashed by the spokes of your goddamn umbrella.
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Also, guns are a problem.
I would like to add: Please consider not carrying your spike-ended umbrella parallel to the ground, particularly when going up the subway stairs....
“My dog cries until I pretend to put makeup on him. Any time I’m in the bathroom...”
– Reddit’s “What Odd Thing Does Your Pet Do?” Thread Makes You Want to Adopt ALL the Strays! by Sarah Davis on Slacktory.com
Tons of quirky cats and dogs in this one. STEP IT UP, BIRDS AND IGUANAS.
My cat insists on having her hair did every morning. She marches into the bathroom when I’m...
No, I Get It: When I was little, I would listen to... →
thebrewerpatriot:
When I was little, I would listen to the radio in the car with my parents. We would often listen to the “oldies” channel. I was born in 1980, and I remember being 6 or 7 and listening to songs from the mid 1960s. At the time, those songs were 20 years old.
“Under the Bridge” by the Chili Peppers…
My local bar played all three Back to the Future movies on Sunday and...
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NO BUT SERIOUSLY IS ANYONE WORKING ON MITT'S... →
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no one prepared me for doomsday.
bestpicture1977:
no one prepared me for doomsday.
no one prepared me for doomsday.
no one prepared me for doomsday.
no one prepared me for doomsday.
no one prepared me for doomsday.
no one prepared me for doomsday.
no one prepared me for doomsday.
Me neither…..
If Doctor Who was a cartoon...yeah it's not too...
trifilestinniesandallthatlot:
credit to owner: sorry I can’t read your tumblr url on the corner…
