April 2012
So you’re sitting there catching up on your Thursday night shows on Hulu after spending the day cleaning when suddenly your phone starts ringing and it’s the actory exboyfriendy person whom you haven’t spoken to in ages but still rather fancy even though he’s a bit of a doooouche so you decide to play it cool and not answer because what if it’s a pocket dial and you...
morganandjames:
i sometimes forget how old i am
Worst People Ever Catch Foul Ball, Refuse To Give... →
nudawn:
Sorry, this made me laugh.
Wouldn’t it be hilariousnothilariousatall if the couple who caught the ball are totally having an affair?
UPDATE: “Worst People” (who are getting married tomorrow) Actually Offered Ball to Child at the Time but Mother Refused: “We’re trying to teach him he doesn’t get everything every time.”
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thebrewerpatriot:
Jeez!!!
Creed is playing tonight at the Beacon Theater and Nickelback is at Madison Square Garden.
Decisions, decisions!
The sad reality is that someone else, somewhere, thought that, too… and was completely serious.
A coworker just came up to me and asked if I knew the band “Creed” and I wrinkled my nose and said, “Ew. Yes. Why?”
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golden-bopit-deactivated2012092 asked: are you taking these picturse are you meeting htem i want to fangirl about matt smith
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“Yes, but that link directed me to your Tweeter.”
– my cubicle neighbor. Multiple times.
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Watchdonohoe:
Dalek Relaxation for Humans
