February 2012
It's 2012 and we're afraid of commies*?
…(T)hey also agreed that universities are basically socialism factories.
“They try and disguise it with, you know, ‘equal opportunity’…” Stephen Clement began.
“It’s communism,” Murrow said, cutting him off. “The professors are all teaching the kids…”
“Where does the social engineering stop?” Clement jumped back in, fired up. “Does it stop after we send everybody to college, or does it ...
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A Phonecall
Me: Hi Dad, I need to get a new social security card but I need yours and Mom's ss numbers.
Dad: I'm sorry, I don't give out my social security number to strangers over the phone.
Me: Well, I could give you some information about me to prove I am your daughter.
Dad: All right.
Me: Um. Well. I was allegedly conceived in Baxter State Park. In a tent.
Dad: I'll have to check with the Child Bureau in order to verify this information. (Turns to Mom in the background) Was Maureen conceived in a tent in Baxter State Park?
Mom (faintly): Uh. Yes.
Dad (back to me): Your mother doesn't remember. She was just having so much sex back then.
Mom: Did you just say that to your DAUGHTER?!?!?
Dad: Oooh, she's angry now. Do you want to talk to your mother?
Me: Well she's certainly not going to talk to you again any time soon.
532. Never turn down a breath mint.
Truth.
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