“While Americans want Washington to focus on creating jobs and cutting spending, the President will have to explain why he thinks now is the appropriate time to stir up a controversial issue that sharply divides the nation.”—
- John Boehner, the orange face that launched a thousand anti-choice ships and not a single fucking jobs bill, displaying a nauseating lack of perspective about Marriage Equality. (via garlandgrey)
Right. Because of all the jobs he saved by reading the Constitution aloud.
Mom and best friend come in tomorrow night for the weekend — would like to take them for a cocktail when they arrive somewhere with a good view of the city (and preferably cocktails that aren’t 20 bucks). Help?
“The best props disaster we had—which I think is going to overshadow any and all props disasters you could ever have on any show—was our adult-video film-awards after-party episode. Our poor props person was carting around all this adult paraphernalia in the back of her car and was in a serious enough traffic accident that she had to be taken to the hospital, and when the cops showed up to check out her car, her trunk was completely full of dildos and sex toys and whatnot. She was in no position to explain what was going on.”—
If it wasn’t for “Perfect Couples,” the Thursday night lineup on NBC would include at least one actor of South Asian heritage* in every show. And they’re not playing cabbies or bodega owners! Progress!
*I have no idea what the preferred nomenclature is, to be entirely honest.
I am legitimately concerned that I will never be in a long relationship again because I have grown overly fond of eating pizza and various other food items in bed like a person who is single. Whomever I next trick into dating might think it’s all cute and fun at first but a year later? “Really? I’m sleeping on crumbs again?”