February 2011
Just a thought after hearing a horrendous Ke$ha...
Dear Ladies: Wondering if (edited: you) we all could start making a concerted effort, when feeling the need to insult the opposite sex, refraining from bashing your own gender in the process? For example calling them any word referring to the female anatomy or that whatever they’re doing is “like a girl.” You’re not doing us any favors. K thanks.
January 2011
Trust a forwarded email chain you probably weren’t supposed to see to clue you in on just how much you’re being taken advantage of professionally. LIVID.
Email from yo momma re: exciting Friday plans
“Esmeralda (ed: Mom’s Macbook pro) kept crashing last night and this morning, and so we took her to the “clinic.” (ed: Apple Store) Pretty silly to see all us geezers lined up to see the Genius squad, who are all young whippersnappers/geeks wearing beanie caps and ponytails. We also went to Sears…your father bought new towels because he doesn’t like the last...
I thought my roommate was in a heated argument with her boyfriend in Colombia. However, when she broke into English, she said, “It looks like a sandwich.”
Yup, no idea.
shorterexcerpts asked: Re: pictures of tropical places
You're killing me, Smalls
You're killing me, Smalls
No Great Illusion: This is Something That Happened... →
nogreatillusion:
I can’t sleep. It’s 5 AM. I need to write this all down so I can stop thinking about it.
I work evenings and get home very late, usually around 12:30 or 1 AM. When I got home a few hours ago, I found that my key wouldn’t open my apartment door. I had had this trouble with the door to the building…
Oh HELL no. I swear to god, the police in Brooklyn would rather give a...
Arizona attempts to cut off Medicaid to 280,000 of... →
stfuconservatives:
sequinedk:
scarlettshazam:
Always classing it up, aren’t you, Arizona?
Didn’t Arizona also take people off the organ transplant list because they couldn’t afford the organs? (That’s not exactly how it went, but it pretty much sums it up) Wow, that state just really wants poor people to die eh?
It’s the Republican health care reform plan: everyone get sick and die...
It is Monday. My Bears lost and currently OMGWe’resoinluuurve-blogging is about to make me vomit.
That is all.
Back to fuming in my coffee.
Why does no one go out on dates on Fridays and Saturdays? Why is it always Mon-Thurs? I’m tired of this. First dates, second dates etc— okay to keep them on weeknights. But I gotta tell you, I’m not into the school night sleepover. I am not a morning person. It is not the time I shine. I like to sleep. There is nothing sexy about having to get up early and go to work. I am...
tag me with a spoon: cajunboy: “While... →
cajunboy:
“While representatives for Todd Palin vehemently deny he cheated on his wife, allegations of his extramarital affair surfaced on Jan. 4 when an anonymous tipster sent out messages to news outlets making the allegation using the e-mail address thepalinmorals@hotmail.com. “My sources…
Family values? Unmarried teenage mother… that’s apparently A-okay with the Moral...
“You know, do something productive, rather than destructive. How about it? I’d...”
– Soup: Why the “requiring health insurance isn’t the same as requiring car insurance” doesn’t hold up.
But Soup — that goes against the last 2 years of the GOP agenda. Tear down, do not build up. Offer ZERO alternatives — just NO NO NO NO NO nononononoNO for...
I do not understand how internships that are not for school credit are legal. These are entry level positions usually… not “for work experience.” It seems impossible to change careers as an adult because you have to be ready to work for free? Plus, you’re shit outta luck if your main competition in the career you’re interested in are the artsy-fartsy offspring of the...
Tuneless humming to the left of me, crap R&B with hard-candy unwrapping to the right, hours-long conference calls with lack of indoor-voice behind me….
This is why there is violence in the workplace. I choose to bitch on social media.
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“Unexpected surprise, Was just leaving flat for work when noticed there was a...”
– No doubt this is the oddest, creepiest spam I’ve ever received.
Mysterious! I wonder if it’s a clue in the unsolved Jack the Ripper murders from 1800s London!
(via feinsodville)
Why in the world are you getting Bridget Jones spam?
I enjoy waking up to a gray, sleeting morning in a room that feels about 38 degrees by the dulcet tones of a cat repeatedly vomiting in a mysterious (yet precisely where I will step at some point) location.
“Hurk hurk hurk hurk” — wakes you up faster than any alarm clock.
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