February 2010
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SADIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't know. That Frenchie's angulation looks...
Oh man, this judge is milking it.
What? No one else is livetweetblogging the...
The Toy Poodle has shaved balls.
I didn’t need to see that.
Look at those nipples. You can't let that win!
Argh! The tension! I can't take it!
GO SADIE GO SADIE
Music starts up in the background. A familiar guitar riff. Suddenly...
Her: I saw that. You just totally rocked out to Pat Benatar.
Him: Who WOULDN'T rock out to Pat Benatar?
I just found a purple crayon in my bed. Either a certain two year old left it behind after an afternoon of bedtop bollywood dancing… or I got totally wasted with Harold last night and don’t remember bringing him home.
Is watching curling the new ironic activity? →
Went to see My Name is Khan this afternoon. Will have more to say later but for now—- that was a very…interesting… perception of America.
One of my best friends just got engaged.
I’m watching a sappy romance and eating Nutella straight out of the jar…
Toss up?
I worry that someday no one will know our handwriting.
peterfeld:
natface:
breakupsong:
Valentine —...
My ex boyfriend's brother told me last night he...
For those of you keeping score at home, that makes me 3 for 3 in the gay-boyfriend department.
Happy Valentine’s Day to me!
*This is the dude I dated for seven years. Boy did love his Bed, Bath & Beyond though…
I need a mimosa. Stat. Anyone?
Oh Joe! You’re a kick!
If you were an Olympic athlete,
Would you rather have your event on the first day or the last?
Well helloooooooooooooooo Norway.
Oreos + Hot Glue Gun
Let’s see how this plays out.
Clearly the camera operators are playing, “QUICK!! Find the attractive teammate!”
You know, I was born 20 minutes from Canada.
In Caribou, Maine.
Caribou.
Come on. That should require some sort of honorary Canadian citizenship.
I realize we haven't gotten very far into this...
…But the Chinese really set the bar high. Sorry ‘Nuckies.
We are the...whuh?
Oof.
(Also… how about some more…um… “world” artists. No Celine Dion doesn’t count.)
A Visa commercial just made me let out a strangled...
“Right now, everyone is tied. Go World!”
Fuck. This is going to be a long night. Opening ceremonies always make me a little “Go World!”
6h057:
Bell Biv DeVoe - Poison
You knew this...
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I have been sitting in this diner for a half hour.
writer-a:
There’s a couple two booths over on what I’ll assume is a first date. I swear to you, not only has she not gotten a word in edgewise, but he hasn’t paused enough to take a breath. 30 minutes, and I haven’t heard her voice. Im so tempted to jump over and exclaim “what about me!”
He’s talking about how nice guys finish last, btw.
Could you just hop over there and give her a nice...
