February 2010
So far the movie I’m watching has made fun of two other movies I actually own. I’m just so pleased I’m catching the references but wondering what I’m missing - inside jokes, pop culture references, political commentary, or if they’re mocking/mimicking something and not just over-acting.
I just can't get over that picture.
If it was a picture of people rescuing the guy on the tracks, that would be one thing. But there’s no one rescuing him at this point which means your first instinct was to get out your iphone, not help him.
This is fucked up.
January 2010
Good thing you had time to take a picture. →
This is what happens when EVERYTHING interesting you see makes you think, “Whoa! I gotta blog this.”
“On Friday, President Obama appeared before House Republicans during a historic...”
– Seth Meyers, Weekend Update (via inothernews) (via savingpaper) (via apsies) (via think4yourself) (via ericmortensen) (via mikehudack)
I just had to reblog this for the Raiders comment. In case you’ve never heard of it, that’s one of my favorite movie anecdotes (this is from imdb.com...
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Me: So he basically told me to either "put out or shut up...."
Her: I think the phrase is "put UP or shut up..."
Me: Oh. Right. Well, it is [redacted] we're talking about.
Email from yo Papa:
(In response to me telling him that I got recruited for the Idiotarod)
The grocery cart race? Cool! I understand there is beer at the finish line„ if not on the course itself.
Love,
Dad
Chris Isaak - Wicked Game.
Shit. Have to wait this one out.
Half Baked, with Jolie Kerr: The Real Recipe for... →
justsayjolie:
YES I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK.
I think I’m hungover just reading about this.
Scenes you don't want to walk in on:
One cat sitting in “alert mode” staring at the oven for no reason.
Second cat facing the opposite direction staring at THE BIGGEST FUCKING WATERBUG I’VE EVER SEEN OUTSIDE OF A TROPICAL NATION. On my shotglass shelf (yes, I have a shotglass collection. Shut up. I was young and naive and it just… happened). Before I could stop shuttering and start contemplating what nature...
Also! So fun to run into the one guy in the building who is cute and of unestablished relationship status. On laundry day. And a personal-hygiene personal day. So I’m wearing camo pants, red argyle socks and I haven’t brushed my hair. Well helloooo there, neighbor!
Oh tilting LCD screen, how I love you. You allow me to shoot over the heads of the crowd (leaving me only needing to crop out the cameraman’s head).
Listening to Dr. Phil interviewing “Dooce” (using her as an expert on mental health and motherhood) as I clean.
Oh unemployment…
Now this is how you start an IM conversation...
Her: so I sliced my vag trying to trim the situation
me: blogging that
Totally just had to follow "guysiblockedongrinder" →
Which, appropriately enough, I just accidentally wrote as “…dongrider”
For the record I did not get casserole.
However I did get muffins I wish to be buried inside of (and two kinds of cookies!!). So….I guess that’s fair!
Man caught at airport with 44 lizards in pants →
caro:
First there was the Underwear Bomber. Now there’s the Underwear Skink Smuggler. The obvious solution is that everyone should freeball it on planes.
Don’t forget one of the best headlines of all time (OF ALL TIME)*:
Man sentenced for monkeys in pants
*Unrelated: I wonder if I will ever stop adding a second “OF ALL TIME!” in my head when I write out the first “of...
Plaid and beards. Ugh. You guys, there was a reason I didn’t move to the Pacific Northwest.
Oh God. The beards. The beards!
Can we please PLEASE get back to artful (but not too artful) stubble?
WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND HAS JUST BEEN INVITED TO...
“Food tastes better when you’re not wearing shoes.”
– Anthony Bourdain (via happycap)
So does beer.
(Reality Check) Email from Yo Mama
India airports are on high alert. My opinion is that you should not put out money for a vague sounding class that won’t give you whatever skills you are seeking. You need to get a job with the Bollywood film industry for OJT, not take a class. How many film students in this country are without positions? I would judge that both Hollywood and Bollywood are no more open than they ever...
Amanda Lepore is #90. →
brianvan:
[snip]
As for being called a nobody: I’ll take that as a compliment, because I never wanted to be a “somebody”. I loathe the idea. Look at how well being a “somebody” has worked for some of our friends. They are fucking miserable when it comes to that element of their lives.
I don’t know any “somebodies.” I do know a whole lot of nobodies who think they are...
Nick Lachey's old boy-band band, 98 Degrees, has a...
biteofpythias:
36.7 Degrees
True story: 98 Degrees came to play on “All That” when I worked there as a script coordinator (YES I’M THAT OLD). As I was hunkered down over the copier getting some last minute changes together, the boys sauntered by to head backstage and NICK TOTALLY SAID HI TO ME. I even remember he was wearing a white rolled-neck sweater.
I swooned FOR DAZE...
So long "fair" elections...
Supreme Court rules 5-4 to ease restrictions on spending by corporations and unions in political campaigns. (via)
I hate everyone today.
tylercoates:
Chicago - “If You Leave Me Now”
I...
