December 2009
Eastern Parkway on a Rainy Saturday
Like a French film.
neighborhoodr-prospectheights:
Happiness is coming home to two sparkling new...
Unhappiness is discovering that one is a movie you rented with your parents last week and HATED but forgot to remove it from your queue and the other is Disc Three in a series and you haven’t seen Disc Two yet.
November 2009
Tumblr, you have failed to turn this John Carney...
kiamatthews:
Can some emotionally unstable and/or sexually inappropriate person PLEASE get some good dramz started? I mean why else are we here if not for trainwrecks? Oh, you though I was here to blog? To express my “feelings”? Pffft. I’m here to witness the very public emotional turmoil wrought by poor choices and vindictiveness.
I’m sure you’d have your drama if it wasn’t...
My Annual Guide To Holiday Romance
mercurypdx:
baxterp2:
6h057:
kapi0:
Lube and a box of tissues.
Ladies - An AA battery recharger. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.
AA? Really? For a teeny neck massager maybe. Don’t the big guns use C’s and D’s?
I don’t know what you’re talking about. And even if I did, ladies don’t need big guns. Or perhaps, I should say, they should maybe steer clear of them...
My Annual Guide To Holiday Romance
6h057:
kapi0:
Lube and a box of tissues.
Ladies - An AA battery recharger. It’s the gift that keeps on giving. And you don’t have to take them out of your remote. Or vice versa.
I'm torn.
If this isn’t a night for staying toasty on the couch with some netflix, I don’t know what is.
Yet, I haven’t gone out for like a week.
On fun sized advice.
writer-a:dearcoketalk:
How do I turn a hook up into a relationship?
How do you turn a hot wing into a chicken dinner?
Awesome.
Almost two years later, the mystery is solved.
There is a scent that I smelled all over India and had no idea what it was. I’d almost forgotten about it until I was wandering through the crowds at the India Day parade back in August and it wafted over me. Very pungent but I liked it - although I had no idea if it was a type of scent used in perfume or incense or some kind of food or where it came from. It was so strong it was the sort...
Set Photographer
Hi guys. I’m looking for set photography work. Mostly to expand portfolio and experience, not necessarily for pay at the moment. Email me if you know anyone I can speak to about this. Film, television, student or pro. Thanks!
m u p p i t z at gmail (no spaces)
brianvan:
baxterp2:
When I got this temp assignment, I was told it was through early January. Now they’re saying Friday. Thanks guys, I’d love to be jobless coming up on Christmas. That’s fantastic. Thanks.
So sorry to hear that, Mo.
This is why I avoid temp work unless I have absolutely nothing better going on. There is zero integrity in the relationship from the contractor to the...
When I got this temp assignment, I was told it was through early January. Now they’re saying Friday. Thanks guys, I’d love to be jobless coming up on Christmas. That’s fantastic. Thanks.
Slug bug no slug back!
Coinci-Jedi!
Watching "Return of the Jedi"
Man, for such a build-up, Boba Fett came to quite an ignoble end.
‘Course I just noticed he has VA plates. Man, we even get other states’ crazies.
I just gave the finger to the television in front...
6h057:
baxterp2:
Because it was an SNL rerun with James Franco and FUCK THAT GUY.
James Franco misheard you.
I just gave the finger to the television in front...
Because it was an SNL rerun with James Franco and FUCK THAT GUY.
Home!
Nap!
Bag of frozen peas!
Remorse!
Bingo!
Else?
Seriously, this is wicked retarded.
I have not eaten lunch due to being told we’d be out of here at 2 p.m. —or at least we’d be getting an email around 1 pm that stating we could leave at 2 pm. That email has not come.
This is dumb.
No one is calling. No one is here. Let me go home!
On different note, the girl I work with just left the office for her 4:30 flight. Out of JFK. We’re in Lower Manhattan. It’s the day before Thanksgiving.
Whyyyyyyy am I still here?
They won’t tell us if the office is closing early or not. I want to go home, nap… and then go play some Bingo tonight.
Yes, I am, in fact, 83 years old.
WEDNESDAY Night is BINGO Night @ Alligator Lounge Lightning Rounds for Shots and 4 Challenging Full games for Bar Tabs and (mostly DVD) Prizes
kapitalisthippie:
switchblades:
Toto - Africa
...
What if Tim Burton made porn?
Lisztomania - Phoenix
Cleaning music!
Him: EPIC PHONE NUMBER FAIL (on the guy's part) hahaha
me: yeah no shit. i mean REALLY
Him: that's like, 3 phones ago!
Since when did waiting three days to call...
…Turn into two weeks? Sorry, no. Phone number: expired.
