January 2009
Saturday night is...
A beer in the shower.
awesome →
(via antikris)
So far... introducing my brother to girls?
Fail.
He’s the one on the right.
I had an entire bag of potato chips for breakfast.
frangry:
But they were organic, so it doesn’t count.
Where do Sunchips for dinner fall in this logic? Also? Yogurt and Jameson? Not so fucking bright, that’s for sure. Gak.
What's good for a hangover?
Leftover codeine. Yessssssir.
It also really makes me want to clean and get shit done. Weird.
In which I discover...
I am more likely to drunken text message when I carry my phone around in my bra versus keeping it securely in my purse.
In which I discover...
…that if you don’t lock said iPhone upon placement in your roomy bra, your breast will text or call someone. Boob.
In which I discover...
…that the iPhone has a major flaw in that it reveals all of last night’s drunk texts with the touch of one hideous button.
In which I discover...
…that Sunchips and yoghurt do not a dinner make.
Giving a pep talk to the ol’ Liver & Kidneys. It’s gonna be rough out there this weekend, kids. Play hard and play fair. GO TEAM!
Wow, there is way too much nudity going on today. I guess even my lunch hour checking of Tumblr should be curbed…
Zombies in area...RUN! →
When did it become okay to have Sex and the City style conversations with your parents? Call me old-fashioned, but I am close to my mother — we’re friends even — and we do NOT talk about either of our sex-lives. That is a boundary I’m not going anywhere near. And it really disturbs me when I hear other people’s frank discussions or creepy sex talk with Mommy or...
The Resolution - Drama on 10th St. Pt 3
agr976: IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!
because I tractor trailer has now come down the street!
Sent at 1: 15 PM on Thursday
me: WHAT????
agr976: well, when they moved it, they got it just far enough so cars and delivery trucks could get by
now that a tractor trailer has showed up we get to do this all over again
Sent at 1: 17 PM on Thursday
Sent at 1: 17 PM on Thursday
me: why is that car still there/!?!
agr976: it's not actually...not 10 secs ago a dude jumped in the car and drove off
if only he knew...
the show is over, the theater is now closed...
kapi:
Principles Of Lust - Enigma
SNPD
Enigma...
Breaking: Drama on 10th St. Pt. 2
me: holy shit!
what are they doing???
agr976: this is fantastic...it's dramatic/it's hilarious
nobody knows what to do
Sent at 12: 55 PM on Thursday
me: Oh man. Maybe they'll tip it over. Start a riot!
agr976: i think i am going to light up a torch and go start a riot
me: has it moved yet?
agr976: nope
cars are going reverse now down 10th, backing out
Sent at 12: 58 PM on Thursday
agr976: ok, 6 dudes just managed to kind of bounce the rear to the left, and then the front
I opened the window and applauded their efforts
they appreciated it
traffic is now moving along fine
HOLY SHIT I love NYC
actually, further examining the car
it looks like they busted off the side view mirror
me: ohhhhhhh
BREAKING: Drama on 10th St.
agr976: sorry...there is incredible comedy happening outside my window
me: what's going on?
agr976: a car has basically stopped w/ it's 4 ways blocking all of 10th street
seriously, it's been there for 15 minutes
4 men are trying to pick the car up
there is a 25 car backup
THIS IS AWESOME!
me: pick the car UP?
agr976: yes...they are trying to pick the car up because it's just sitting there
4 ways on
the owner is nowhere to be found
agr976: omg...there is a mob forming
around the car
i bet the owner is watching this and is too afraid to claim the car
sorry
I’m generally not such gratuitious photo-poster. Now back to my regularly scheduled 2-3 posts a day…
Toddlers Gone Wild!
Prepare the memes…
I’m totally gonna do it.
You know what...
I am JUST drunk enough to post a naked picture.
