I have a land line. There is no phone connected nor do I know the number I remember thinking ten years ago when I was in Italy how crazy it was that most of the Italians I met in Rome only had cells and no land lines. Who knew they were so far ahead of the curve?
Not so hot.
Really lousy at this business card design business. Any thoughts?
Aaaaaand we’re done here.
What you see here is the Collegehumor gang being really excited about meeting Little Pete. I’d do the same thing.
(via streeter)
Anybody up for some inappropriate miming this evening? “Billy” is a friend of mine. You may have seen him in “The Aristocrats.”
Selecting from new & classic routines:
The Michael Jackson Story
Anna Nicole: A Life
The Priest and the Altar Boy
Mackenzie Phillip’s Bad Night
A Date at Phil Spector’s
David Carradine’s Last Evening
Roman Polanski and The 13 Year Old
The Short , Sad Life of Sylvia Plath
Dinner with Jeffrey Dahmer
High School
Princess Diana
Christopher Reeve: A Super Man
The African American Experience!
Thomas & Sally (A Night at Monticello)
JFK JR., We Hardly Knew Ye
Close to Her: Karen Carpenter
The Abortion
The Amish School Massacre
Kurt Cobain, Why?
San Francisco: 1979
OJ & Nicole: Love & Death
World War II
A Day Called 9/11
Terry Schaivo, Adieu
Christopher Reeve: A Super Man
And many, many more
And, no, I do not already have a Xmas tree up. That picture is from last December.
I’m not wearing any pants either.
This, in about an hour.
Me- I didn’t get carded for buying wine at Trader Joe’s. Him- calling adorable checker out for not carding me. He threw up his hands.
Can’t win. For real.
God damn, I make poor choices. I should have some sort of “poor choice” soundtrack. A chorus of downtrodden trombones at all times. Wah waaaah. Shit.
Um… Kidder!!
Okay Levitt Gordon whatever is adorbs.
Seriously?
