Baxter P

» There really ought to be more off-hand "Swing Kids" references, ya know?

» Cheese with the possibility of sex.

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Your Daily 90s, Devastating Valentine’s Day Edition: UB40, “Can’t Help Falling in Love”

Oh right, also? I secretly picked songs I totally love.

Puppies passing out on their backs should just be plain ‘ol ILLEGAL.

My ovaries… they haz asploded.

» Got a case of the 4 o'clock nappies?

PUPPY PLAY TIME! It’s like caffeine AND sugar. Sort of.

If you hurry, there’s a little blonde-on-blonde action going on RIGHT NOW.

“ If I didnt get a text, we’re gonna have bro-blems.

When girls watch the Super Bowl

juan also said this. I then said she looked like Stripper Elvis.

“Look at Carrie Underwood’s stripper heels!”

We’ll be able to retire “Who Dat?” soon, right?

Prom is already over. And I was so in the mood to makeout….

It’s prom and afterwards I’m supposed to meet my gay ex-bf. FLASHBACK you guys!

Solo cups and marabou just do not mesh (photo by Mr Carney)

MotherFUCK.

Goddamn cheap jewelry.

Ok, I look a little more Vegas cocktail waitress than “prom” but I have had this dress since age 19 so it’ll have to do.

Can we just get this weekend over with? It’s practically spring training and time for my other team to royally screw things up.